Magic the Gathering tip: keep casting in her gay ass
This was my barbenheimer
A parasitic, sentient mushroom species which overtakes a living organism (human or animal), replacing it's body organs with itself, but at the same time preserving and applying victim's consciousness and memories as it's own.
Anyway, meet Fred
Imagine 1 kobold
now imagine 3 kobold
now imagine 750 kobold
1,000,000 kobolds :3
oh this is a life saver
So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.
Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.
Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.
man waking up from a 5,700 ± 30 year nap: oh boy i cant wait to check on my exactly 1kg block of pure carbon-14